Top 5 weirdities in Bogota: 1) A truck playing "La Lambada" when driving in reverse (a "beep" wasn't enough); 2) A street seller of "steamed dogs" (perros al vapor); 3) The saddest McDonald ever (really, you can only understand power of design when it's missing); 4) The shortest Presidencial Guards ever; 5) The most confusionary museum ever (Botero Museum);